[She huffs and folds her arms at the name, but she doesn't look actually offended.] There's too much to do than sit in a library all day. You'd probably end up with more papercuts than you could count on two hands and feet. I wonder what you'd look like with your hands all bandaged up from one too many close encounters with an encyclopedia.
[Luceti Valley Event, August 3rd]
[Aka: you're a nerd, Barnaby.]